Kasuwancin fasaha tare da Oxymoron

alƙaryaA lokacin makarantar sakandare (kuma a yanzu), na kasance mai wayo a aji.

Ina da malamin koyar da Turanci na gargajiya shekara daya - sunansa Mista Morgan. Yawancin lokacin da nake tare da Mista Morgan ana cinye su ne a wajen aji saboda ban iya yabawa da Shakespeare ba. Ya haukatar da Mista Morgan.

A wani lokacin da Mista Morgan ya tambaya, a cikin lafazin Yale-ish, wane irin dabarun adabi da Shakespeare ya yi amfani da shi a garin Hamlet, na ɗaga hannuna cikin damuwa.

Mista Morgan ya numfasa, "Ee, Mr. Karr?"
"Oxymorons", na amsa.
"Oxymorons?" droned Mr. Morgan, “Shin ko ka san ma me ake cewa oxymoron, Mista Karr?”
"Tabbas!" Na ce, "Wannan juxtaposition ne na kalmomin adawa a cikin magana, Mista Morgan."

Kodayake na yi daidai, Mista Morgan har yanzu ya kasa girma don ya fahimci yanayin nishadi na kuma ya nuna min kofa. Abin ya ba dariya dariya sosai daga ajin (bayan an fara jin haushin maganar kalmomi da yawa daga bakina).

Ban taɓa mantawa da ma'anar ma'anar iska ba… kuma ina mamakin yawaitar su kuma, wataƙila, yawan amfani da su yayin fasahar tallan yau. Idan kana son yin sauti kamar kana da samfuran da ke da matukar kyau ko sabis, jefa a cikin abu mai kyau a cikin tallan ka ko fasahar gabatarwar. Ya bayyana goyon baya suna son shi a zamanin yau. A zahiri, kadan daga cikin waɗannan yanzu suna cikin Geekipedia.

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