Babu sauran Googling… amma zaka iya Yahoo!

YahoogleThe Seattle Times yayi rahoton cewa Google yana bin bayan masu amfani da kalmominsu a banza. Mahajjacin Talla ya sami babban abu blog post daga Yahooer da ke faɗin… ba za ku iya Google ba amma ku ji daɗin Yahoo!

A cikin wani motsi mai motsi, Yahoo! ya zama mai sanyi kuma Google ya zama babban kamfani. Banyi wani abu ba amma ban ga tsokaci daga Google akan dalilin da yasa suka zabi daukar wannan matakin ba. A ganina wannan babbar dabara ce ta tallata kwayar cuta a gabatar da sabuwar magana ga duniya wacce take da sunan kasuwancinku a ciki, kuma zaku koka? Abu na gaba da ka san masana'antar kiɗa za ta rikide ta zama mai birgima kuma za ta fara yin ƙararraki game da raba waƙa mai girma! (Oh jira…)

Na je ziyarci hedkwatar Google yayin da nake tafiya kasuwanci bara. Na kasance cikin fargabar harabar jami'ar, masu babur, kayan girki, kujerun tausa, da dai sauransu. Fewan tunani kaɗan sun ratsa kaina, wow, sanyi, wannan wurin yana da kuɗi da yawa, kuma waɗannan mutanen suna iya amfani da lambar sutura! Amma yanzu ya bayyana cewa 'kamfanoni' yanzu suna bisa hukuma a harabar. Aya daga cikin alamun wannan shi ne lokacin da Gidan Cambrian an cire shi daga harabar makarantar bayan ƙoƙarin ciyar da Google tare da pizzas dubu.

Ga kamfanonin da suka yi nasara da gaske bisa tallan tallan kayan kaɗa, abin mamaki ne a gare ni cewa lokacin da dama ta samu don nuna ainihin 'sanyi' da suka ce su ne, kawai suna wauta. Best Buy yayi wannan a shekarar da ta gabata lokacin da Improv ko'ina ya sami mutane ɗari ɗari sun nuna kamanninsu na Best Buy kuma daga baya aka tursasa su, yan sanda suka kira, kuma aka basu boot ɗin.

A ƙasa, idan za ku gaya wa mutane cewa ku sababbi ne, hip, mai sanyi, bam ɗin, m, da dai sauransu… to ya fi kyau kada ku ɓata wannan a cikin wauta guda. Google kawai ya sauke digiri 10 a kan mizanin sanyi na.

Ya ƙaunataccen Mr. Google,

Don Allah kar a soke gmail dina, mai karatu, analytics, taswirar api, dandalin tattaunawa, ko kuma asusun asusun gida na google. Har yanzu ina tsammanin kun yi sanyi. Kawai ba as sanyi.

Warmest Kalli,
Doug

Yahoo! yakamata suyi amfani da wannan damar. Kuna yahooing?

2 Comments

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    Dole ne Google ya kare sunansa ko kuma zai rasa haƙƙin mallakarsa kuma duk wani shafin yanar gizo na batsa zai iya amfani da kalmar don jan hankalin mutane. Tabbas Yahoo yana son ku da Yahoo! azaman magana. Ka tuna da tallan TV ɗin da suka tambaya "Shin Yahoo !?" Abin takaici, babu wanda ya yi Yahoo. Amma ba tare da wani talla ba, mutane sun fara Googling. Ta yaya takunkumi ga Yahoo! Ba za ku iya yin talla ko roƙo don sanyi ba, wanda shine ya juya ku zuwa aikatau.

    Batun Gidan Cambrian ya nuna babban Sideangaren Google mai duhu: Sirri ne. kowa wanda ya taka ƙafa kan dukiyar Google ba tare da an gayyace shi ba ya tashi. An kashe ni Abin dai ya zama daɗi.

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    Richard,

    Da alama zan yarda da kai game da Google da ke buƙatar kiyaye haƙƙin mallakarsa; Koyaya, koyaushe ina jin daɗin cewa kamfanoni ba sa gunaguni har sai kuɗin suna gudana. Google ba ya gunaguni a matsayin farawa lokacin da mutane suka fara amfani da kalmar 'googling'; wataƙila sun kasance cikin yunwa don kulawa. Koyaya, yanzu suna iya iya sashin shari'a, da alama rashin gaskiya ne yanzu za su yi kokarin kare kyakkyawan suna.

    Wannan daidai yake da masana'antar rakodi. Lokacin da kake mashahurin mawaƙa, kuna roƙon 'yan uwa su saurara… lokacin da kuke miliyon mai yawa, dole ne ku haɗu da RIAA ku fara tuhuma.

    Doug

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