Microsoft: Da fatan za a saka ni a Jerin Wasiku na Ferrari

Lokaci ya yi da za a yi rantama. (Idan zaku iya hoto na a yanzu, Ina ta yatsina da gurnani kamar Louis Black a mafi kyawun sa.)

Da yawa game da kome ba a kan yanar gizo yanzunnan saboda Microsoft ya aika wasu kwamfyutocin Ferrari tare da Vista an riga an ɗora su zuwa adadin masu rubutun ra'ayin yanar gizo A-List. Mutane suna ta ficewa. Ya zama kamar Microsoft na siyan zaɓe ko wani abu, ko kuma suna bayan kisan JFK, ko kuma sun sayar da Koriya ta Arewa da makaman ɓarnar ɓarna.

Ina tare da Scoble akan wannan!

Wayyo jama'a, wannan kasuwanci ne! Babban aiki ne na kowane mai siye da saka jari inda zaiyi tasiri ga mafi yawan purchaan kasuwa. Kuna da kasafin kuɗi, zai fi kyau kuyi aiki. A nan akwai keɓaɓɓu:

  1. Microsoft suna neman buƙatun masu rubutun ra'ayin yanar gizo (ba su yi komai ba)
  2. Ummmm, shi ke nan.

Wannan ba shi da bambanci da Shaq samun sabon kayan kwalliyar kwalliyar kwalliya na yau da kullun na kowace shekara. Shin kowane ɗayan yana wasan ƙwallon kwando yana kuka ga iyayensu cewa Shaq ya sami sneakers kyauta amma basu samu ba? A'A! Mahaifiya tana dafaffen kullu saboda Shaq mai tasiri ce kuma tana biyan sau 8 gwargwadon yadda yakamata ta yi wa wasu 'yan sneakers masu dattako.

Shin kun taɓa ganin ƙarshen tseren Nascar? Direban ya sanya hula daya, ya sha abin sha mai suna, ya jefa a wata hular (dukansu suna da manyan tambarin jaki), kuma yana fara kowace magana da sunayen masu tallafawa guda 5. “To, na fada muku Jim, wannan Dupont, Reeses, Toshiba, na Lawi, Chevrolet da gaske ya fita can sosai.” Shin wani yana fita daga Nascar yana ihu, "Kuna ƙoƙari ku rinjaye ni da duk waɗannan tallan tallan!". A'a

Wataƙila Tiger Woods yakamata ya sami rashin yarda a kan rigarsa wanda aka ba shi kulab ɗin da yake amfani da su, ko ƙwallan, ko Cadillac. C'mon mutane, sami rai. Mu ba ‘yan siyasa bane. Ba mu a wata jarida inda ake buƙatar raba layin aikin jarida da talla saboda mashin tasirin tasiri na iya yanke hukunci game da zaɓe. Ban dauki rantsuwa ko rantsuwa da kowa ba. Ni blogger ce Ina da masu karatu 500 a rana kuma tallata abokina baya ma biyan kudin shiga ta yanar gizo.

Mutumin da kawai ke da alhaki ga masu karanta shi shine mai rubutun ra'ayin yanar gizon, ba Microsoft ba. Masu rubutun ra'ayin yanar gizo na farko sun sami kwamfyutocin cinyarsu kuma abu na farko da sukayi rubutun game dasu? Kai, Na sami wannan kwamfutar tafi-da-gidanka mai sanyi daga Microsoft. Tsammani menene?! Wannan ya bayyana kuma yanzu kun sani.

Ni kaina INA so Microsoft ta rarraba kwamfyutocin cinya da Vista. Ina so in ji game da yadda yake gudana, ko ya dace da kuɗin. Microsoft sun sa ni a jerin ku! Masu karatu na so su sani!

Kuskuren kawai da aka yi a cikin wannan ɓarnar duka shi ne tallata Microsoft. Ga yadda zai kasance tare da ni ina yin tallan:

Tambaya daga Blogger (whiny voice): Mr. Tir Microsoft! Mun ji cewa kun rarraba wasu ƙananan kwamfutocin tafi-da-gidanka masu tsada sosai tare da Vista waɗanda aka ɗora a kan su ga masu rubutun ra'ayin A-list. Muna tsammanin kuna ƙoƙari ku rinjayi waɗannan masu rubutun ra'ayin yanar gizon tare da waɗannan kyaututtukan kyaututtuka tare da fatan za a shawo kansu zuwa yanar gizo tabbatacce game da ƙwarewar Vista. Shin wannan gaskiya ne?

Amsa daga Douglas Karr, VP Tallace-tallace na Microsoft (al'amarin-gaskiyane): Ee, dumbass. Aikina kenan.

Cikakken Kyau:

  • Microsoft ba ta biya ni komai ba game da wannan sakon. A zahiri, Ina sanya shi daga Mac.
  • Na sami tikitin Colts sau ɗaya daga Pat Coyle. Shin hakan ya dace da kowa? Na taimaka fitar da tan tare da buloginsa kuma ya ba ni mamaki tare da su 'yan makonnin da suka gabata. Shin kuna fushi da ni? Shin na karkatar da dukiyar shafin ne ta hanyar dawowa? Wataƙila, ban tabbata ba da gaske. Mutum ne mai kirki tare da babban shafi don haka koyaushe nakan tuno shi. Je ka karanta shi! Shin kun sami sabon Widget din su? Yana da kyau sosai, a nan za ku tafi:

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