Caukar hoto mai aiki mara nauyi: Ba a Yarda da Maɗaukakin Mutane

Ina ɗaya daga cikin manyan 'Amurkawan da kuka karanta game da ƙididdigar. A yau, tsakanin yin aiki a kan gungun ɗawainiya, na yi tunanin zai zama daɗi in yi ɗan yin zane-zane a cikin Mai zane. Ina da ra'ayin dan karamin abin dariya kuma na wuce zuwa Microsoft Clipart don ganin ko zan iya samun kitson tsoho a cikin shirin zan iya amfani da shi a madadin kaina.

Nope. Ya bayyana cewa Microsoft ya tafi daidai da siyasa tare da shirinta kuma babu wani abu kamar mutum mai ƙiba… sai dai idan kai mutum ne mai fatar jiki yana kallon madubin Carnival. Babu wanda yake da girma, babu mai kiba… amma akwai giwa mai kiba. (Ta yaya zaku iya sanin lokacin da giwa tayi kiba?)

Ga abin da suke da shi:

Babba:
Fat:
Kiba:
Matsakaici:

Big

Fat

Babu Sakamako

Girma

Na yi laifi. Ba na tsammanin yana da kyau cewa shirin fim ba ya wakiltar jama'ar Amurka. Idan kusan rabin duk tsofaffin Amurkawa sun yi kiba, to ina tsammanin sama da rabin duk shirye-shiryen bidiyo ya kamata su zama masu kiba!

Kimanin manya miliyan 127 a Amurka sun yi kiba, miliyan 60 masu ƙiba, kuma miliyan 9 masu tsananin kiba.

Heck, mutanen da ba su da gashi suna da shafuka 3 na zane a can! Ina samarin suke?! Fat mutane sun haɗu! Muna son mai shirin zane! Tuntuɓi Microsoft a yau kuma ka gaya musu cewa ba za a yi mana ƙarya ba tare da shirin zane!

Bald

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