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DHLSpeedway shine wurin da zanyi iskar gas.

Ga gidan mai, dole ne in yarda cewa sun yi wannan 'karin' don tafiyar da ba makawa zuwa gidan mai. Na ɗaya, Ina ɗauke da katin lada na Speedway wanda na adana maki 15,000 a kai. Ina jin kunyar yarda da cewa bani da wata ma'ana game da hakan, banda kowane lokaci lokaci na kan samu takardar da ba ta da amfani don gurasar sandwich ko wani abu. Amma… yana jin sanyi duk lokacin dana ga dan karamin lada da nake samu yana ci gaba. (Duk wani mai talla yana sauraro? Abubuwan suna aiki!)

Wani babban abin birgewa game da Speedway shine matan da ke wurin koyaushe suna magana da kwastomomi, tsaftacewa, suna tabbatar da cewa layukan sun rage short kuma suna yin abubuwa masu sanyi kamar sanya nutmeg da kirfa a gefen kofi. Kuma akwai KASHI da yawa na kofi. Lura ga masu buffa… Kofin Speedway ba zai iya doke Starbucks ba amma yana buga ƙugu a kan abin banza a cikin haɗin abinci mai sauri.

DHL AdDon haka washegari da safe nayi gass sama sai ga ashe akwai tallan DHL a matakin ido akan bututun gas. A kan bututun gas! AKAN BUZA! Don Allah… ka bar tsarkakakkun bututun gas na! Ina so in tsaya a wurin ne kawai in yi tunanin irin matsin lambar da ke bayan wannan tiyo, sau nawa ake duba shi, kuma idan ya zube, to Speedway zai busa kamar wani yanayi mai kyau na Mission. Ba na son karanta wani talla daga DHL kan wani nau'in jigilar kayayyaki. Ba na gaske ba. Da fatan za a yarda da ni. Ban yi ba. Na yi alkawari.

Ma'aurata tambayoyi:

  • Baya ga firinta, wanene zai sami kuɗi a kan wannan?
  • Ta yaya a cikin duniya sanya gas a cikin motata ya zama daidai da son sani game da wanda mafi kyawun jigilar kaya zai iya ɗaukar kayan hutu na?
  • Wane irin yanayi ko halayyar mutum da nake sawa lokacin da nake yin iskar gas wanda zai iya sha'awar mai sayarwa da zai iya jefa wannan talla a gabana?
  • Ta yaya taron tarurruka nawa suka shiga wannan? Ba laifi, kuna iya gaya mani. Ba zan fadawa kowa ba. Ya kasance taron dabarun 2006 a Disambar da ta gabata, ko ba haka ba? An tallafe ku a kan mochas na ruhun nana. Na sani. Na je wurin.

Ban dai samu ba. Ganuwa BA talla. Littattafan tarihi cike suke da kamfanonin da suka kashe miliyoyi akan tallan Super Bowl. Kowa ya gansu, amma babu wanda ya saya daga gare su. Nemi masu sauraron ku, kuyi musu magana ta yadda suke so a yi musu magana, kuma kuyi mu'amala dasu da kyau.

Sa'a tare da tallan ku DHL! Ina son ɗan kunshin kusa da Lambunan Thai (kuma ina son Lambunan Thai) a kan Hanyar Layin County a nan Greenwood. Ya fi kowa tsada, amma koyaushe yana taimaka min in sami akwatin da ya dace, da marufin da ya dace, da kuma hanyar da ta dace in isa can. Bai taba gazawa ba… kuma layukan a koyaushe sun fi kowa gajarta!

Idan tallan Gas zai yi aiki, yakamata ya zama Goodyear a ƙetaren talla a can. Kuna iya kallon tayoyinku na aƙalla aan mintoci kaɗan yayin da kuke yin famfo, kuna mamakin ko ƙafafun suna sanye da ƙasa sosai.

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